My Bowling Excuses Shirt – Funny Bowling Tee for League Players

Every bowler has their off days — and their go-to excuses. This funny bowling shirt proudly lists them all, so you don’t have to say a word. From bad lanes and slippery shoes to poor lighting and emotional trauma, this tee covers it all in bold, sarcastic style.

The design features a distressed white-and-red stacked layout with the title “My Bowling Excuses” at the top, followed by a playful checklist of excuses, each with a little red “X” — because, naturally, none of it is ever your fault. A bold bowling ball and pins graphic sits to the side, making the visual pop and grabbing attention at any alley, league night, or bowling birthday party.

Whether you’re a seasoned bowler or just rolling for fun, this bowling t-shirt is pure comic relief. It’s the ideal conversation starter and instantly gets nods from your bowling squad who’ve heard (or used) every line on the list. Perfect for league nights, tournaments, and of course, when you need to deflect blame in style.

It also makes a great bowling gift — especially for that friend who always has a reason. Surprise your bowling dad, bowling mom, teammate, or party guest with something that feels custom-made for their sense of humor. Pair it with a funny trophy or some bowling socks, and you’ve got a winning combo.

Because in bowling, there’s no such thing as a bad player… just bad lighting.