Be Nice to Me I Knock People Out for a Living – Funny Anesthesiology Tee

Anesthesiologists and CRNAs aren’t just part of the medical team—they're the gatekeepers to the most critical moments in medicine. You’re the last voice your patient hears before going under and the first one they thank (hopefully!) when they wake up. You carry that weight with confidence, skill—and sometimes, a dark little sense of humor. That’s where this funny anesthesiology shirt comes in.

Be Nice to Me, I Knock People Out for a Living is more than a witty punchline—it’s the truth. You balance dosage, monitor every vital, and glide patients into controlled unconsciousness like a pro. You don’t need attention to run the room—you just need the right drugs, a quiet monitor, and a little peace. But hey, if someone needs a reminder to be nice while you’re holding the syringe... this shirt has you covered.

The bold design includes a gloved hand holding a syringe, a symbol any healthcare worker will recognize in an instant. Crisp green and white typography gives it a clean, professional vibe with just enough edge to make people smile (or nervously laugh).

It’s made from soft, high-quality cotton that’ll hold up to long shifts, late nights, or post-call naps. The unisex fit is comfy and flattering—just like a properly placed IV.

Perfect as a gift for anesthesiologists, nurse anesthetists, med students, or any healthcare worker who works in the background but runs the show. Great for birthdays, graduation, anesthesia week, or just because they survived another chaotic day in the OR without losing it.

This tee is a subtle flex. A mood. And a warning.