I Can’t Fix Stupid But I Can Sedate It – Anesthesia Humor Shirt for CRNAs & MDAs

Every healthcare worker has that moment—the one where you hear something so outrageous, so mind-numbingly ridiculous, you wonder how this person made it to adulthood. You can’t fix it. But thanks to your skills, you can definitely sedate it. This funny anesthesia shirt is the sarcastic truth spoken loud and proud by anyone who’s ever worked behind the drape.

"I Can’t Fix Stupid But I Can Sedate It" brings the perfect mix of medical humor, frustration, and pride. Whether you’re a CRNA, anesthesiologist, or anesthesia tech, this shirt is your go-to uniform for every moment where you want to say what you’re really thinking—without risking your job.

The design pops with bold lettering and a clean syringe icon, making it a standout in the breakroom, on rounds, or at your next anesthesia conference. The fit is soft, unisex, and ready for long shifts or lazy Sundays where you’re still thinking about that wild case from Thursday.

This isn’t just a funny anesthesiology shirt—it’s a lifestyle. It’s for the pros who smile politely while quietly pushing the meds. It’s for those who love what they do, even when it involves the occasional stupidity overload.

Also makes a killer anesthesia gift for that one coworker who always says what everyone else is thinking. Great for birthdays, holidays, new grad celebrations, or just because they need a good laugh.

You may not be able to fix everything, but when you’re in charge of the meds, you definitely have options.