Everything Is on Fire – Funny Babysitter Gift

“Being a babysitter is easy,” they said… “It’s just like riding a bike.” Except the bike is on fire. You’re on fire. Everything is on fire. This hilarious babysitter shirt is for every childcare hero who knows that taking care of kids is equal parts chaos, caffeine, and damage control.

Perfect for babysitters, nannies, daycare workers, or anyone who's ever been responsible for a group of tiny humans on the brink of meltdown, this tee turns the truth into comedy. The bold, all-caps word FIRE makes the joke even better, and the clean white text pops against the shirt’s soft black cotton.

Whether you’re dodging flying juice boxes or explaining why crayons don’t belong in noses, you’ve earned a shirt that tells it like it is. This is not just funny—it’s relatable.

Looking for a memorable gift for a babysitter or nanny? This shirt is ideal for birthdays, holidays, appreciation weeks, or just as a thank-you for keeping it together while everything else was falling apart. It’s also a fun team shirt for daycare crews who embrace the madness with a smile.

Lightweight, comfy, and packed with sarcasm, it’s a perfect uniform for those in the trenches of toddler negotiations, diaper explosions, and snack drama. No flames included… unless it's snack time again.

Because babysitting isn’t for the weak—it’s for the fireproof.