Easily Distracted by American Woodcock – Funny Retro Birding Shirt

If your field notes are mostly “missed everything else, saw a woodcock,” this one’s for you. The Easily Distracted by American Woodcock shirt is a wearable truth for birders who can’t resist the charm of a fat, camouflaged little fluffball waddling through the leaf litter.

Set against a retro-style sunset in earthy tones, this design is perfect for spring surveys, chilly fall mornings, or any day you’d rather be in the woods waiting for that weird little sky dance.

It’s soft, breathable, and cut for comfort, making it your new favorite woodcock tshirt for everything from birding festivals to grocery store runs where someone might—finally—recognize the joke. The unisex fit makes it ideal for birders of all ages and skill levels.

It also makes a great birding gift for that one friend who disappears every March and won’t shut up about peenting. Birthday? Christmas? Post-woodcock-season burnout? This tee’s the move.

You’re not distracted—you’re focused on what really matters. Let this bogsucker shirt do the explaining while you scan the forest floor.