Whiskey and Sharp Objects – Funny Axe Throwing Tee Shirt

What do you get when you mix whiskey and sharp objects? Hopefully, just a lot of laughs and a few bullseyes. This hilarious axe throwing shirt is made for anyone who takes their hatchet tossing seriously—but not too seriously.

Perfect for guys' night out, axe throwing parties, or casual days when you want to show off your love for adrenaline and fun, this shirt gets the conversation started before you even pick up an axe. The bold design features a red hatchet paired with standout white and red typography. It's witty, rugged, and ready for the throwing lane.

Looking for the perfect axe throwing gift for your favorite lumberjack, whiskey fan, or axe league champ? You’ve found it. This tee is ideal for birthdays, bachelor parties, or team outings at your local throwing bar. Whether he’s a seasoned axe thrower or just there for the vibes, this shirt hits the target.

Made from soft, durable cotton, it’s comfy enough for throwing sessions and cool enough for post-throw beers. Pair it with jeans, flannels, or boots for a look that’s equal parts chill and badass.

Warning: May increase confidence and cause spontaneous axe-throwing challenges.